Little Shop of Orchid

This is what my orchid looks like right now. Do you see what I mean? Is this not the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen? And then, for some reason, something told me to look at the back. So I looked at the back. Are you kidding me? FOUR??? How is this possible? What's going on? Who's been secretly feeding my orchid Miracle Grow? Not Camilla. She just got here. But I'm not complaining. I am actually quite curious to see what this ends up looking like. I hope it blooms.