Running for President

I think I'll run for president. Why not? If Sarah Palin can get elected as VP, with five kids, one Down Syndrome baby, and a pregnant teenager, surely anything the pundits can dredge up against me can't be that bad - or, better yet, can be spun to my advantage. So she's got a pregnant teenager? She's got Family Values. McCain fought for our country! In the Vietnam War... I think I can do better. I can do Obama AND Palin, and use my lack of experience as my key defining feature and attribute, making me exceedingly qualified. And I'll be the youngest President ever. I'll fly in my private jet and go everywhere and not wage wars. TaylorM 2012!